#SaveSewanee

After a bad day and I get High Point to-go

I’m like, 

When I found that Mi Casa worker on the registered sex offenders website

I was like, 

When my friend and I walk into the party

We’re like, 

When I’m on a date

I’m like, 

When I hook up with a guy in my dorm room twin bed

It’s like,

 

Sunday nomathons at Fiesta Grille

Going down the mountain it’s like:

But when we hit the crazy rice and queso:

Then later that afternoon:

When I have no idea what my spanish teacher is saying

because in my mind he’s like, 

When my friend says she’s going to late night at the frat house

I’m like, 

When I’m about to hook up with some crazy drunk bitch

and she’s like, 

and I’m like, 

When I’m trying to get another drink before the open bar closes at formal

I’m like,